What will my PVR do?

Below are some of the features my PVR when it is eventually built will do:

• Pause, Rewind, Fast-Forward "live" TV.
• Watch and Record TV at the same time or record 2 channels at once.
• Watch recorded programmes in other rooms in the house.
• Skip Adverts
• Schedule Recordings from TV Guide
• I will be able to copy recordings to DVD or to a laptop to archive or watch away from home.
• Schedule recording from the internet, so if I forget I can login and schedule remotely.
• If I add in Orb I could stream Live TV to any internet connected computer in the world. So if really sad could watch stuf when on holiday or round a mates house.

There are tons of other features it should do, many are not exactly PVR related like weather and stuff but I can already do most with my Xbox.